Review of Sword Art Online

Message from future Tune. This review is not that great as I wrote it when I was even more shit at writing then I currently am. I was also way too forgiving. Don’t watch this show. Please. It sucks. Enjoy the not too good review.

So, let’s have a talk about SAO.

I have quite a few feelings on SAO, so I’m gonna rip off my good friend dunnstheorys (follow him, he’s actually not that awful) and divide this review up into sections of things, and score them on their own. Unlike him, I’m going to give a final score. I will try and give as few spoilers as I can.

First up, Story

To tell up you the truth, I really can’t be bothered to recount the story of SAO, so I’m afraid That you will have to google it if you want to find that out. So, I presume you now know the premise of the show, and now you’ll understand the opinions I’m spewing without being confused. Not to put to fine a point on it, the story of SAO is a massive mess. The story suffers from not being able to keep its tone in check. One minute, everything will be DARK AND SERIOUS, and the next, there’ll be some “wacky” (in massive airquotes) hijinks, involving accidental breast groping ( P.S none of the “comedy” in this show is even remotely funny). Now, other shows have been able to pull this off (e.g Trigun ), but those shows are able to seamlessly transition between the two, or be more heavily focused on one part of those two. Also, there’s like a shit ton of filler in the first arc, including one where the protagonist goes fishing, because, fishing. And there’s the fucking romance….. Look I could go on and on, but all you really need to know is that SAO’s story is the vast majority of the time, kinda shit.

Partial achievement

Next characters

Oh god. Not the characters. Anything but the fucking characters…

Our main protagonist, Kirito, is basically the ultimate Nerdy teenage boy power fantasy. He’s a loner, yet kicks heaps of ass. He’s not incredibly attractive, yet all the female characters adore him. He’s also barely a character. He doesn’t really have any unique traits, other then the fact that he always wins (he’s basically Jesus) and seems to be kind of emotionless.

Next, our female lead, Asuna. Asuna starts off with the potential to be a badass female protagonist who kicks just as much ass as the leading man, if not more, and doesn’t take any crap from anyone. Too bad she gets relegated to Kirito’s undying lover pretty much the second time she shows up, and then moved to damsel in distress in the second arc.

Also Leafa, Asuna’s replacement in the second arc. She’s kinda the same, but with added incest! (Cringe cringe cringe)

Plus a bunch of supporting characters who barely deserve a mention, as long as you remember that all the females love Kirito (cringe to infinity)

Minimal achievement

Animation

SAO’s animation is gorgeous. There isn’t much else I can say about it. The fight scenes are fluid and awesome to look at, the scenery is stunning and the characters are well made. It obvious that this show had great production values. The only thing that irks me is the amount of fanservice in this show, because there is a lot. Other wise, excellent.

Excellent achievement

Sound 

SAO’s soundtrack is another of this shows big pluses, with bueatiful quiet pieces for the slower moments of the show and MASSIVE BOMBASTIC PIECES FOR ALL THE ACTION. Also, both openings for the show are fucking awesome.

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the shows voice acting. Whether you’re watching this dubbed or subbed, brace yourself for a load of mediocre to awful voice acting. Especially watch out if you can’t handle subtitles, because the dub is only slightly better then a bunch of irritating prebubescent children yelling at you while sawing your leg off.

Music: Excellent achievement

Voice acting: Partial achievement

Entertainment Value 

Despite all this, SAO is a lot of fun to watch when it’s doing what it does well. Action scenes are excellent to look at and the the melodrama can be incredibly amusing. I would say this probably best for either binge watching when you’re bored or with a bunch of friends and need some thing to laugh at. While it’s not always good for the right reasons, SAO is generally pretty fun to watch, other then some of the painfully boring filler.

Good achievement

Final verdict 

Sword Art Online isn’t the greatest show in the whole world. At points, it can actually be awful. This isn’t a show that will have you invested in it’s great characters or compelling story line, as much as it you wants to be, but it is pretty fun to watch. If you’re  bored on a weekend and want something to power through, I would recommend this. If your looking for something with an engaging narrative and complex characters you’d be better off with something like Death Note or Code Geass. Otherwise, not as good as it could have been, but still not as bad.

Overall: Satisfactory Achievement

Sword Art Online is available on DVD in four overly expensive volumes. It is also available for streaming on Netflix.

P.S. this only covers my thoughts on the first season. SAO II is a another beast entirely that I may or may not get around to covering some other time. We’ll have to wait and see in regards to that one.


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On the nature of hype

Hello there. Today I’d like to have a little talk to you on hype, and being jaded as a young teenager, and other stuff.

So, E3 2015 has come and gone, (I think) all the announcements have been made, everyone has declared their game of the show, and I’m feeling a bit sad. 

You see, last year’s e3 was the last year that I could still get hyped about stuff without feeling like I have PTSD. Because last year’s E3 was the one that got me hyped about a little game called Assassin’s Creed Unity.

Now, if you read one of my previous blog posts (shameless plug), you know I love AC, but after the awful disappointment that was AC Unity, I’m worried to get hyped about anything anymore. Especially Just Cause 3.

Just Cause 3 was my favourite game of the show. I mean, look at it! It looks INSANE. At first I just felt hype, hype, hype, but now, I just feel worried and cynical. Because this exactly is the exact same feeling I had about Unity. And look how that little mess turned out. 

And granted, AC is a yearly franchise, JC3 has been in development for quite some time, but apparently, (though it didn’t feel like it), so was Unity. 

Now this isn’t such a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but the thing that really depresses me is that I’m not even in high school yet. And I’m already jaded on this sort of thing. At this point hype is only slightly less scary then girls. And, as a straight male going through puberty, I’m terrified of girls.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that it really sucks that someone who hasn’t even started high school can get jaded, and maybe that the game industry might need to make some changes soon.
Or maybe Just Cause 3 will be the second coming of Jesus Christ, I don’t know.

P.S I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the new AC, so good job Ubisoft. Another former fan alienated.

LELOUCH, WHHHHHHHY ( Or why fandoms hate the obvious)

I want to believe So, recently I just finished watching one paticular anime called CODE GEASS: LELOUCH OF THE REBELLION ( it must be written in all caps because the show is so incredibly DRAMATIC ) . If you have more then a passing interest in anime, you will have most likely heard of this show and if you’re a fan of the show, chances you’ve probably debated, or at the very least thought about the ending. And from now on I am going to be talking about SPOILERS so beware of that. I’m not going to give you a plot summary and I am now writing on the knowledge that you have seen the series, as I can’t be bothered to write out the whole godforsaken plot as it’s currently late at night and I’m tired.  So, Lelouch appears to have died, killed by his best friend, on his own orders, to save the people he loves, by making them hate. Very poetic, emotionally traumatising, very good ending. BUT WAIT, DID YOU EVER STOP TO CONSIDER THAT CC TALKS TO HIM IN THE CLOSING SCENE AND YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Look, I really like the idea that Lelouch and CC live happily ever after, and a part of me does believe that, but to be honest, I believe that this is just a great example of the fact that fandoms hate their favourite character dying, or leaving, or whatever. Especially with shows such as Code Geass, where the ending destroys an incredibly bueatiful romance ( at least I thought it was ). So I guess what I’m trying to get across in this shitty little blog post is that let the heartbreak come, it’s part of the experience of having you’re heart destroyed by fictional events. Or don’t, because fan fiction can’t be written by the broken-hearted. P.S part of me really believes that he lived, but I still think it’s a bit silly. Keep on believing though if you want. ALL HAIL LELOUCH VI BRITTANIA

Assassin’s Creed is Dying

And it’s a Slow and Painful death.

Right. Here some thoughts I wanted to spill out.
It appears to me that Assassin’s Creed as a series may be on its way to the constant mediocrity train. With the series being low in the public eye due to the incredibly buggy mess that Assassin’s Creed Unity launched as and the new the downloadable game, Chronicles: China launching to very lukewarm reviews, it is becoming increasingly apparent that a franchise I love is becoming, frankly, a bit shite.
As I scroll through the comment pages of Kotaku and IGN, there are many former fans of this series who now harbour hatred for it, or worse yet, are just bored. They say, and rightly so, that the franchise is now far too formulaic, always with similar story’s of:
The main character experiences some sort of trauma while they are young which is the fault of Templars.

They join the order of Assassins.

They then proceed to exact righteous revenge otherwise known as teenage boy power fantasy and be incredibly stealthy while doing it.
Or if your playing Rouge, swap the word Assassins with Templars.
Which is why AC IV was so good, because the formula was shaken up somewhat, with you being a greedy pirate in it for the money, and being on the whole very apprehensive of the Assassins for most of the game. Also you had a pirate ship. A FREAKING PIRATE SHIP. Granted, the whole power fantasy stuff was still there, but a least it was different.
And then Unity just went and redid AC II’s story plus a boring love story. Bah.
So I guess what I’m getting at here is that AC really needs to make some big change in its formula or risk dying out. I mean COD did it and was highly praised for it. But with the leaked Victory looking very much like Unity but with more London, I’m not liking it’s chances, though I will continue to hope that it might be awesome.
Thank you all for reading this poorly written Blog post, if there is anyone, but I just had these thoughts so I thought I’d share them, because that’s what Blogs are for.
Now I must sleep. Goodnight!

Hello Internet

Hello there!

My name is Tune. Welcome!

This is basically an intro post, detailing what will happen at this here blog.

It will probably all be extremely geeky, but this is my blog, and probably no one is reading it, so I really don’t care.

Here is what I will probably be doing here:
Video game reviews.

Movie reviews.

Ranting.

Lots to do with Anime, because I watch rather a lot of that.

Maybe comic reviews.

Book reviews.

And other random stuff that I don’t quite know at this point.
So if any of that takes your fancy, and you actually can be bothered reading a blog, join me on this, ultimately, rather pointless blog.
Side note: anything I review probably won’t be really new, but I probably will only have just played/watched/got/read.
Thank you for reading, and farewell.